{"id":2857,"date":"2011-06-07T07:15:32","date_gmt":"2011-06-07T12:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astroblastro.com\/?p=2857"},"modified":"2011-06-07T08:28:22","modified_gmt":"2011-06-07T13:28:22","slug":"pig-leg-slap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/?p=2857","title":{"rendered":"Pig Leg Slap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/22540906?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0\" width=\"435\" height=\"325\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Here&#8217;s a video I meant to post several weeks ago. <em>Fair warning, it&#8217;s pretty stupid and there&#8217;s one instance of NSFW language.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">This spring <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kvncsy.com\/?p=500\">Dub<\/a> hosted a Whole Hog Party pig roast at his house. I had really wanted to see my old buddies from high school again, before I moved out of Helena for a while and I was lucky to have been back home to catch up and join &#8217;em for this. Jayson and I used to play a game\u2014he mentions it briefly before I smack him\u2014called Paper, Rock, Scissors, Punch-in-the-Face. The rules were simple. The winner of paper rock scissors gets to punch the other guy in the face. The loser gets to decide if he wants to play again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a video I meant to post several weeks ago. Fair warning, it&#8217;s pretty stupid and there&#8217;s one instance of NSFW language. This spring Dub hosted a Whole Hog Party pig roast at his house. I had really wanted to see my old buddies from high school again, before I moved out of Helena for&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,15],"tags":[33,25,308,423],"class_list":["post-2857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo-journal","category-video","tag-friends","tag-helena","tag-pig-roast","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2857"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2866,"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions\/2866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}