{"id":3357,"date":"2011-09-14T07:11:25","date_gmt":"2011-09-14T12:11:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.astroblastro.com\/?p=3357"},"modified":"2011-09-14T07:31:53","modified_gmt":"2011-09-14T12:31:53","slug":"the-fort-builders-handbook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/?p=3357","title":{"rendered":"The Fort Builders Handbook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">My roommate Bannack and I have been throwing a sheet over his little table and chairs to make forts in the early morning. He likes being inside the tiny space we make and I like that I get to lay down for a few minutes more, even if it&#8217;s on the floor. \u00a0So I was delighted to read my friend\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/marissarhines.tumblr.com\/\">Marissa&#8217;s<\/a>\u00a0fort-centric how-to post on her new blog.<\/p>\n<h2><a href=\"http:\/\/marissarhines.tumblr.com\/post\/10166240702\/critical-thinking-for-amateur-fort-builders\">Critical Thinking for Amateur Fort Builders<\/a><\/h2>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8230;Finally, you will want to photograph your fort when complete. If you\u2019re feeling real-estatey, create a walk-thru video of your own, OR hire a third party production company that can create a \u00a0360 virtual tour of your fort. This is all good to share using social media. Your friends and family will enjoy seeing something you built, but scaled to fit a small person. You will get comments like, \u201cummm, that\u2019s amazing and beautiful\/luxurious!\u201d and \u201cNice moat!.\u201d These are all great things to hear, but you know that once you\u2019ve finished this fort, it must be destroyed and replaced by a better one.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">The subject immediately reminded me of the delightful architectural criticism parody: <u><em>Couch Cushion Architecture; A Critical Analysis<\/em><\/u> <a title=\"Permanent Link to Couch Cushion Architecture; A Critical Analysis\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.buildllc.com\/2010\/04\/couch-cushion-architecture-a-critical-analysis\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Part One<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.buildllc.com\/2010\/04\/couch-cushion-architecture-a-critical-analysis-2\/\">Part Two<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.buildllc.com\/2010\/04\/couch-cushion-architecture-a-critical-analysis\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3363\" title=\"Couch-Cushion-Fort-212\" src=\"http:\/\/astroblastro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Couch-Cushion-Fort-212-440x280.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"440\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Couch-Cushion-Fort-212-440x280.jpg 440w, https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Couch-Cushion-Fort-212.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">At first glance the composition appears unintentional and the construction shoddy. But further investigation reveals a clear delineation between indoor\/outdoor space with a design focus on protection through the use of barrier. Planes are shifted off the orthogonal to accommodate function; as a side effect it relieves inhabitants from a harsh Euclidian geometry. <strong>Grade B<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you&#8217;d like to know more, here is a very expensive book: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Ottoman-Forts-Castles-Yemen-Architectural\/dp\/0773412913\">Ottoman Forts<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My roommate Bannack and I have been throwing a sheet over his little table and chairs to make forts in the early morning. He likes being inside the tiny space we make and I like that I get to lay down for a few minutes more, even if it&#8217;s on the floor. \u00a0So I was&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[153,21,10],"class_list":["post-3357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-design","tag-architecture","tag-bannack","tag-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3357"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3367,"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3357\/revisions\/3367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astroblastro.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}