I nearly pawned a Polaroid SX-70 for a Gmail Beta account in 2004. I was determined to ditch my old astro_astro@hotmail.com account for the sleek and professional email address: kcasey@gmail.com. Careful what you wish for.
A few times a week I get an email intended for Kelly Casey, or Kim Casey, or Kathy Casey or who knows who. Weird photos of random things get sent to me from cell phones and blackberries. Sometimes they’re grotesque, sometimes they’re funny and sometimes they are Lay-Z-boy.